Ex-Stoner still enjoying the hippie life. Alternative fashion freak obsessed with cats, zombies and all things 90s. I have the sexual appeal of a coffee pot and the social skills of an agorraphobe.

uhohmarty:

It’s all a matter of perspective.

uhohmarty:

It’s all a matter of perspective.

sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

stoner-in-disguise:

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

might be some aliens

(Source: nocoffeeplease)

(Source: keyofnik)

(Source: kawaiiipastels)

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

(Source: best-of-memes)

illuminotus:

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

illuminotus:

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Source: whatismgmt)

(Source: eviecahir)

crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

(Source: georgemallory)