STORY/ RANT TIME:

so im wishin le mum would stop being such a moody menstral bitch.

the begining. my bf has been doing my chores when im not paying attention. eg when i pass out on le couch after a long day of goofing around with him or when im in le bathroom doing what ppl do in bathrooms. ANYWAY hes been doing my chores i tell him to stop long story short he doesnt.

so my mums a “secretary” aka a phone-picker-upper but she acts like she lifts bricks all day. so shes like KASCIA DO MAH DISHES! KASCIA COOK MAH FOOD. KASCIA MOW MAH FUCKIN LAWN. KASCIA CLEAN MAH HOUSE CAUSE THE PHONE I ANSWER ALL DAY LONG WEIGHS LIKE 300 TONS AND I CANT DO NUTHIN FOR MAHSELF NOW CAUSE MAH LIFES SO HARD. lately shes noticed my bfs been doing all my chores. cause yunno hes my bf he loves me and he wants to make my life easier.

last night. my mum was all like KASCIA I BOUGHT YOU A CHICKEN CAUSE I WAS TOO LAZY TO COOK ONE FUR YA YOU GOTTA CLEAN DA DISHES. it was nbd. le bf left my house at like 11:30 and it had been along day for both of us and we forgot to do them so when he left i did them. i went to bed.

this fucking morning. im le sleeping in cause its le weekend. all of a sudden le mum bursts in through the door KYLES NAWT ALLOWED TO COME OVER I ASKED YOU TO DO DA DISHES AND YOU DIDNT DO THEM. im all like i did them. le mums all like NO YOU DIDNT YOU MISSED ONE HES NOT ALLOWED OVER FO A WHOLE WEEK.

so now even tho he didnt do anything my boyfriends being punished.

i fucking hate my mom.

1. hopeinheartache said: yur mams a whur <3
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